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Bank Account I recently started going out with a guy. I had been over at his house and in his room he had a huge jar of coins. I asked him why he doesn't put it in the bank, his reply was that, that was his bank. Life Expereinces Category Jobs Careers

Sales I was gone on a sale trip for 2 weeks. When I got home I took my 4 yr old out for an ice cream. She said Daddy #2 had taken last week to the same place. My wife has some explaining to do. Life Expereinces Category Life Sucks

Coffee on me I had just purchased a coffee and was walking to work. There had been a long line and I went to check the time on my watch. Unfortunetly the watch was on the same hand as I was holding the coffee and as I turned my wrist the coffee split all over me. A guy passing by said to me happy Monday. Life Expereinces Category S**T Happens

Pregnany My wife had missed her period and was gaining weight over the last few months. Went to the doctor and it turns out she is 4 month pregant. I had my tubes tied so it was really unexpected. Life Expereinces Category Everything Else

Wisdom teeth I had my wisdom teeth out last week. Today I saw a friend of my that I really really liked. He asked me when the swelling on my face will go down. I thought it already had. Life Expereinces Category Random Rants